Pootual

A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!

"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very little splash".

by McMuzz May 25, 2010

Plotually

"In reality"paying consideration to the background and plot

Viewer1:"Dude, they should totally get together"
Viewer2:"I wish they would but I plotually just don't see it happening"

by MrSaltYi May 20, 2015

pontuality

To be early to an event/place with remarkable time to spare.

"Her pontuality was rather distinguished among her peers"

by IAMAPEX August 17, 2019

pootulent

adj. An aromatic quality reminiscent of feces or flatulence.

"Damn, bro, after those tacos, my chonies be pootulent!"

by BenTheGrate December 19, 2016

mooticalla pootialla

tessammy...we bakk ..full throttle...you know it...we da chicken in da samwich...u see da new menu on dat chiki...we da new beef-tataki...so uhhhhh

we still da chick-fi-lay..yo yo yo...word up

by tessammy June 22, 2003

postual intercourse

The action of a mail man engaging in sexual intercourse with one of his or her loyal applicants.

Mine was great, I had postual intercourse with my mailman.

by zerg_you_in_the_face November 7, 2010

potuala

A slut

Potuala is a slut

by SlutFker January 22, 2014