Pootual

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A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!

"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very little splash".

Pootual by McMuzz May 25, 2010

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Plotually

"In reality"paying consideration to the background and plot

Viewer1:"Dude, they should totally get together"
Viewer2:"I wish they would but I plotually just don't see it happening"

Plotually by MrSaltYi May 20, 2015

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Pootual • Plotually • pontuality • pootulent • postual intercourse • potuala • mooticalla pootialla • poo quality • Poo-talker

pontuality

To be early to an event/place with remarkable time to spare.

"Her pontuality was rather distinguished among her peers"

pontuality by IAMAPEX August 17, 2019

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pootulent

adj. An aromatic quality reminiscent of feces or flatulence.

"Damn, bro, after those tacos, my chonies be pootulent!"

pootulent by BenTheGrate December 19, 2016

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mooticalla pootialla

tessammy...we bakk ..full throttle...you know it...we da chicken in da samwich...u see da new menu on dat chiki...we da new beef-tataki...so uhhhhh

we still da chick-fi-lay..yo yo yo...word up

mooticalla pootialla by tessammy June 22, 2003

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postual intercourse

The action of a mail man engaging in sexual intercourse with one of his or her loyal applicants.

Mine was great, I had postual intercourse with my mailman.

postual intercourse by zerg_you_in_the_face November 7, 2010

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potuala

A slut

Potuala is a slut

potuala by SlutFker January 22, 2014

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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