Poo-talker

Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.

My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...

Poo-talker by Mrs G-unit May 28, 2018

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Poo Tanker

When a guy is getting a girl in the ass while also giving her a swirly in a toilet in which he just took a shit.

She loved that corn she was swallowing last night when I was giving her the poo tanker.

Poo Tanker by The Wood25 December 19, 2010

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Poo-talker • Poo Tanker • poostalker • poo • POO-POO • poo poo heads • Poo-ron • poo butt • poo pusher • poo jabber

poostalker

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).

A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!

poostalker by numbershaper May 27, 2010

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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