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pootulent 

adj. An aromatic quality reminiscent of feces or flatulence.
"Damn, bro, after those tacos, my chonies be pootulent!"
pootulent by BenTheGrate December 19, 2016
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A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.
Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.
Porkulent by tr011man2 June 26, 2009
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Pootential 

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.
Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential
Pootential by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

Pootention 

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.
I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.
Pootention by Farmand March 18, 2023

Pootential 

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.
"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."
Pootential by SuSpencer March 22, 2017
A term describing an object that is porky in physical nature.
Frank: My God, did u see that woman?
John: I know. She was porkulent.
Porkulent by MagicMan123 September 1, 2009
Fat, rotund, obese, etc. Derives from a combination of corpulent and porcine. Applies to people, pets, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
"Wow, that guinea pig is porculent. Quit feeding it so many pellets."
porculent by spinningtabletop February 8, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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