Pootantov 

A person who does not man up to a task or a job asked of them. A man acting girly or scared. A pansy.

You tell your friend to throw a snowball at the next car that passes (as your doing it..). He sais no, he is scared, and he doesnt want to get caught or in trouble. You would say stop being a pootantov. (similar to stop being a pansy)

Pootantov by robertsva24 January 14, 2010

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Mr. Pootato Head 

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

Mr. Pootato Head by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

potatovision

An adjective or noun used to sarcastically describe a video or film of low quality, often followed by a copyright and reference to the resolution info.

Brought to you in glorious 240p PotatoVision(c)!

potatovision by Potatovision October 21, 2014

pootato 

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

pootato by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pootato 

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

pootato by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011