Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.
"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"
by Replicat January 03, 2014
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Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.
by George Hanson August 02, 2013
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A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.
Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."
by Varnpike September 10, 2014
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The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.
"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."
by Justin George Mitchell III March 25, 2008
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USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?
Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87
by Chris Willis September 15, 2006
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The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.
At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.
by Nicholas Breedlove April 18, 2008
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