Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014

Postage

Alaska slang for methamphetamine.

Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.

by George Hanson September 4, 2013

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.

Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."

by Varnpike September 10, 2014

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Postage Stamp

When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.

Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!

by The post officer January 3, 2011

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005