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Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.
Postage by George Hanson September 4, 2013
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Postage Tramp
A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.
Postage Tramp by Varnpike September 10, 2014
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postage stamp by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008
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When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
postage stamp by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
Postage Stamp
When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.
Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!
Postage Stamp by The post officer January 3, 2011
postage stamp
When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
postage stamp by Heidimatt May 1, 2005