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urban poutfitter 

the face that all people who wear urban outfitters make.
"Did you see Amber staring at me with her new black cardigan, grey v-neck and cutoff shorts?She was totally giving me the urban poutfitter!"

Person 1: "Tiffany is so pissed at me with her sag-hat and latte in hand."
Person 2: "Yeah man she's totes giving you an urban poutfitter!"
urban poutfitter by nonpoutfitting September 19, 2009
1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.
Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!
Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??
pootits by Campeh February 26, 2008

pootitang 

another word for female genitalia.
pootitang by Anonymous March 31, 2003

poopfitti 

It is a word kids write and it's like graffiti but poopfitti
POOPFITTI
poopfitti by JUNKJACKZACK October 9, 2013

pootaiting 

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet
I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.
pootaiting by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022
An outfit for when you really wanna show off when your in a really normal place- also a time for many myspazz photos.
wearing a fur bolero to go to the shops for milk is a poutfit.
Poutfit by mostexellent May 27, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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