mostexellent's definitions

pedo-tache

similar to the 'molestertache' this is a bad moustache asociated with perverts of all variations

thank god Brandon Boyd shaved off his pedo-tache... that thing was scary!!!!!

by mostexellent April 5, 2008

hippy

what charvs call ANYONE that isnt a charv. usually pre-fixed by 'fucking' or suffixed by 'whore'

girl on train: can I sit here?
charv: no... fucking hippy!

by mostexellent April 9, 2008

BING

THE meaningless swear word of the year!
means anything you want it too.
originates from a mishearing of the lyrics 'motherfucking PIMP'

I haz got my bling and a ho on each arm. I am a mother-luvvin BING

by mostexellent April 1, 2009

Poutfit

An outfit for when you really wanna show off when your in a really normal place- also a time for many myspazz photos.

wearing a fur bolero to go to the shops for milk is a poutfit.

by mostexellent May 27, 2008

Crotch cringe

When somebody is so repulsive that they make your crotch litrally cringe.

Person 1: Did you see that photo of Britney in her bikini in heat the other day?
Person 2: EURGH yer it made my crotch cringe.


Person 1: I bet if you saw David Wilsonholme naked he would be spherical...
Person 2: Ewww thats sick, it makes me want to sew myself up!
Person 1: LOL!! Crotch cringe!!!!

by mostexellent August 4, 2008