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pootits

1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.
Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!
Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??
by Campeh February 26, 2008
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Pootis

"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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Pootis

Heavy: POOTIS
by Mattdiction October 14, 2015
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Pootis

Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2
Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.
by SirKnowsALotDictionary September 16, 2015
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pootis spencer

The phonetic spelling of the way the "Heavy" character from Team Fortress 2 requests a dispenser, (an in-game item built by the Engineer character that gives health and ammo to nearby players), saying "Put dispenser here" though his accent makes it sound rather difficult
by BrokenParticles July 25, 2017
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Pootis or noun~ phu-tos
It is the meaning of life.
*cry everytime*
by I AM NOT DEADPOOL July 31, 2017
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Pootis Pow

A special skill of advanced TF2 hoovies where they first of all equip either the Stock, Saxxy, Apoco-fists or Holiday punch, taunt, and quickly say the "put dispenser here" voice-line. This gives the effect of, if done right, saying "Pootis Pow"
Hoovy: *pretends hand is gun* pootis POW haha!
by Bottt_urban April 14, 2021
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