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1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.
Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!
Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??
by Campeh February 26, 2008
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