pootaiting

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

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Counter-probaiting

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

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verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

Potating by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023

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The verb form of potato; the action of being a potato or acting like a potato.

Jenna was potating and thus everyone thought she was a freaky weirdo.

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The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

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To bring your laptop into the bathroom so you can continue AIMing with someone while you poop.

person1: hey guess what
person2: what?
person1: we're totally pooaiming right now.
person2: dude gross.
person2: remember to wash your hands.

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pootitang by Anonymous March 31, 2003

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