pootaiting

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022

Counter-probaiting

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

Potating

verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023

potating

The verb form of potato; the action of being a potato or acting like a potato.

Jenna was potating and thus everyone thought she was a freaky weirdo.

by Jennathetaco July 17, 2012

Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

by seelindsey November 16, 2011

PooAIMing

To bring your laptop into the bathroom so you can continue AIMing with someone while you poop.

person1: hey guess what
person2: what?
person1: we're totally pooaiming right now.
person2: dude gross.
person2: remember to wash your hands.

by sarcasticpeach March 12, 2010

pootitang

another word for female genitalia.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003