Pooshaw 

A way to express excitement or disbelief. It is normally used when said person is so shocked their mouth is left agape.

Person A: "I can't believe Katie's pregnant!"
Person B: "Seriously? Pooshaw!"

Pooshaw by No Way Jose.. January 3, 2014

poochaw! 

When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!

Hey Ben, how did last night go?? It was great! I gave tawny the ol poochaw!!

poochaw! by OL JACK BURTON December 19, 2018

pooshowbating 

The act of pooping in the shower whilst pleasuring oneself. it is the epitome of efficiency.

"We're going to be late for the show!"
"It's ok, Ray's pooshowbating to save time!"

pooshowbating by boblablaw1234 November 13, 2013

Pooshwa 

1. woman's vagina, pussy.
2. name for a male in touch with his "feminine side"; or just another offensive word to call someone.

"She's got a hott pooshwa"
"Dude, that kid's a total pooshwa"

Pooshwa by yogirl September 7, 2007

pooshower 

Taking a shower immediately after pooing.

"That's too long to be just washing his hands, David must be taking a pooshower."

"There's no toilet paper in here! Am I expected to take a pooshower after?"

pooshower by j_sz June 13, 2009

poosaw 

The sphincter muscles controlling closure of the anus, responsible for smooth operation of the final step in the digestive process, defecation. Poosaw is the compound word of poo and saw, literally referring to the cutting operation the poosaw performs on excrement.

I couldn't crap for a week. My doc blamed it on my overactive poosaw.

poosaw by Ham T. Sandwich March 5, 2009

Poosham 

1)Something you scream after punching someone.
2)When you squeeze something something until it explodes your hand (e.g. Shampoo bottle)

It exploded all over her and he yelled POOSHAM!

Poosham by www.steppinoneggshells.info December 29, 2009