Pooness 

Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!

Richard is a pooness

Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014

Pooness 

Female version of a "Poon". Known for maneating and severe promiscuous behaviour. Generally found in the North of the United Kingdom, the Pooness has been known to venture down South in an attempt to find fresh meat.

The Pooness

Pooness by WBarr November 6, 2010

pooness 

1. the word laura using to express her dear friend sienna

hahah hahaha hahahahahahahh

pooness by i am sonya dhar May 6, 2005

Sweet Sassy Poonassy 

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.

"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.

Sweet Sassy Poonassy by SavLE February 23, 2011

proness 

1. exhibiting a certain sense of awesome or prowess at a game or life in general.
2. the act or state of being pro.

"no one can stand up to my proness; I'm pro as fuck!"

proness by mfkanger June 5, 2009

poopness 

The state or condition of being poop.

The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.

poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008

Poofessor 

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

Poofessor by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011