Pooness
Richard is a pooness
Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014
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pooness • proness • poonass • poonesh • Ponesse • Poofessor • Poonerspism • poonestamp • Poopess • poopness
pooness
pooness by i am sonya dhar May 6, 2005
Sweet Sassy Poonassy
"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"
"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.
"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.
Sweet Sassy Poonassy by SavLE February 23, 2011
poopness
poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008
Poofessor
A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.
By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.
Poofessor by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011
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