Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.
Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.
A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.