Poopstacle

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

by HoboShank March 18, 2012

poopsicle

a frozen doo doo.

It's so cold outside my labradoodle just made a poopsicle.

by palmie g January 23, 2013

poopsicle

If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.

The kids had to be careful making their snowman, so that it would not incorporate any poopsicles.

by Kalisiin January 16, 2011

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 10, 2008

Poopsicle

A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.

You know it's time to turn on the heat when you get a poopsicle.

by Tom Cruise's Straight Jacket September 6, 2010

poopsicle

A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!

Man, do you know what your eating?
No, what?
Your eating a poopsicle!

by Saugy January 27, 2005