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Tampon for men.. lol.. when you want to play outside, but those really bad spit shits are stopping you!
Dewd i gotta change my poopon....you wear poopons? What the fuck is a poopon? A tampon for those runnie days!
Poopons by Kry guy November 2, 2007
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An insult used in Family Guy.
Hey Kyle? Hey! I'm Chris Griffin's father.
(mockingly) Hey I'm Chris Griffin's father!
Why that's not very nice, I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
(mockingly) What you did the other day was wrong!
You're not making this easy, Kyle.
(mockingly) You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin, I'm a big fat dumb buttface!
Shut up, Kyle.
I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numnutz.
Kyle I said shut up!
You're a poopnose!
(brief silence)
Peter beats up Kyle and jumps out of the window.
Poopnose by EccentricCookie123 June 18, 2021
an insult used in family guy buy chris's bully against peter
You're a fat numbnuts.

Kyle, i said SHUT UP!

You're a poopnose!

(Beating ensues)
poopnose by larsonator December 24, 2008

poopnscoot 

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.
I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.
Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.
poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

Pooponic Plague 

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.
"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."
Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009

Poopenstinkle 

Terry tells kayleigh on facebook that she is a poopenstinkle, but she does not know what it means and likes it.
Poopenstinkle by n0y0u February 9, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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