pooponu 

Crapping on someone stupid enough to look at this definition.
From "poop"(shit) "on"(on) "u"(you)

Pooponu for being such a dumb-ass and looking at this definition>

pooponu by Mr. Damn Rogers April 12, 2004

Poopourri 

Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.

Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!

Poopourri by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

Pooponic Plague 

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009

Poopnug 

when you take a poop and you look in the toilet and there is a nugget of gold there

man after that party i took my poopnug to the bank and made millions.

Poopnug by Shanny2424 January 6, 2010

poopourri 

When two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a shit concurrently, creating a mixture of shitty odors. Can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.

What the hell did we eat? We just made a poopourri! Hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!

poopourri by Velliemay August 3, 2012

Poopourri 

n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one's own ass or another.

Roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:

Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!

Poopourri by Contrl12 February 22, 2009

Poopnut

noun- an undigested peanut that is found in ones feces; can be used as a silly or affectionate term amongst friends and family.

1. "Thanks for taking the trash out, Poopnut."

2. "Poopnut side ya head say poopnut side ya head"

Poopnut by wchtx December 29, 2003