Polynesians 

People that make me question why the hell we celebrate European explorers

They made REAL discoveries, across a MASSIVE ocean, hundreds if not thousands of years before the Europeans, with far fewer resources, and, most importantly, WITHOUT MASSACRING INDIGENOUS POPULATIONS (none existed before them there)

Polynesians are the real discovering, Christopher Columbus and Magelan my ASS!

Polynesians by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020

polynesian hush puppy 

When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.

I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.

polynesian hush puppy by the_duffy_jew February 15, 2019

Polynesian Sex 

A week long, slow process to prepare for intense passionate intimacy. It is important to note that as you got through this process, neither you nor your partner are aloud to masterbate in any form during the 7days. 1st day only observing your partners body. 2nd day exploring their body with touch or taste (avoiding genitals and lips). 3rd day allowed to kiss a little. 4th day allowed to touch sensitive areas (not genitals yet). 5th day can do passionate things but still (no genitals). 6th day try and resist each other and not be around each other too much for the day. 7th day you are free to do as you like.

Me and my girlfriend recently tried Polynesian Sex and it was incredible.

Polynesian Sex by Ikbal Muhammad January 19, 2022

Polynesian 

Greatest Culture by far. Hawaiian pride, Maori pride, Tongan pride, Samoan pride, etc. All Polynesians are BEAST!!

Look at them, they're Polynesians.
They're so beast

Polynesian by Pua'ala808 September 12, 2013

Polynesian 

Polynesian is a group of Pacific Islanders that care about their families more than anything. They are very athletic,big,buff,and more.They can fight and do more things like cook.

Don’t fight her she is Polynesian!

Polynesian by You don’t need to know🤣 July 17, 2018

polynesian crunch 

When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.

Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!

polynesian crunch by Cornfed_88 December 19, 2008

Polynesian 

Greatest culture. Refers to, Cook Islanders, Samoans, Tongans, and all the other islands in Polynesia. People from there are very buff, muscular, eat heaps, recite the haka, religious and very good at fighting. Loves dancing and singing. Very Beast people.

"Wow! That guy looks so good where is he from?"
"He's Polynesian"

Polynesian by Polynesian101 October 15, 2018