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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
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poonaner 

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poopgazer 

1. One who enjoys the veiwing of human or animal shit.

2. One who has an severe obsession with shit.
Frank- I can't seem to get Henry to break away from bathrooms
George- He must be a radical "poopgazer"
poopgazer by Dude Sparrow April 17, 2017

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.
Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!
poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006

poopnaner 

if you were at cross camp 2021, you know lol poopnaner… my friends took some bananas and brownies back to their dorm in their bag. There isn’t much to explain but when i came to the dorm there was brownie and toilet paper all over the banana. Then, you know that hysterical laugh where you and your friends are laughing at something so stupid that you can’t breath and tears just start coming out and then somehow your screaming but then you can’t breath again and you’re laughing like your abt to die. that’s how we were laughing. to be fair we were all sleep deprived but yeah.
“poopnaner”
poopnaner by hskajcidbbfskh December 3, 2021

The poopdozer 

When you pee in your poop to make a slimy silky slop and wipe it all over your body and then steamroller your girlfriend while she is menstruating and then you fart.
OMG I just smoked sara with THE POOPDOZER!!! SMOKED!!!!
The poopdozer by old horny guy February 21, 2007