Poopboot 

1.) Shitting on your foot and kicking someone in the face.
2.) Pooping outisde a doggy door then tricking the dog to walk on it.

Man 1- Don't talk about Lamb of God like that, I'll give you the fucking POOPBOOT.
Man 2- That's ok because I gave your dog a nasty diarrhea poopboot last night!
Man 1- I'm not going back to Compton.

Poopboot by Lue Kim (Owner of City Wok) July 1, 2011

Poopbooking 

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

Poopbooking by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

Poopbooking 

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

Poopbooking by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

Poopbook 

The act of pooping while being on facebook on your, laptop, mobile phone etc.
Verb, Poopbooking

Steve: What is taking Jon so long on the crapper?
Phil: Oh, he is poopbooking, im chatting with him right now.

Poopbook by Aj King February 4, 2012

poopboob 

The sexual act of inserting a woman's breast into someone's anus. Because of the difficulty of the maneuver, only those with extremely loose anuses and large floppy tits have been known to successfully complete a poopboob.

It took 20 minutes of stuffing, but I finally pushed most of my boob inside. What a poopboob that was!

poopboob by hobobot January 9, 2012

pooptooth 

a rotten tooth or mangled tooth

Damn Skillet you got pooptooth!

pooptooth by pt October 14, 2003

poopcooter 

An unhygienic condition caused when a woman wipes from back to front

Scotty: "Hey Mr. Jenkins, I went down on your daughter last night to discover she has a bad case of poopcooter, I think maybe Mrs. Jenkins should teacher her to wipe front to back."
Mr. Jenkins " Oh! so that's why she tastes just like her mother!"

poopcooter by Scotty Jenkins January 15, 2009