Poopbook

The act of pooping while being on facebook on your, laptop, mobile phone etc.
Verb, Poopbooking

Steve: What is taking Jon so long on the crapper?
Phil: Oh, he is poopbooking, im chatting with him right now.

by Aj King February 4, 2012

poobooking

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"

by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

Poopbooking

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

Poopbooking

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

Poopboot

1.) Shitting on your foot and kicking someone in the face.
2.) Pooping outisde a doggy door then tricking the dog to walk on it.

Man 1- Don't talk about Lamb of God like that, I'll give you the fucking POOPBOOT.
Man 2- That's ok because I gave your dog a nasty diarrhea poopboot last night!
Man 1- I'm not going back to Compton.

by Lue Kim (Owner of City Wok) July 1, 2011

poopookachoo

1. the sudden, unexpected act of defecating into one's trousers immediately following a sneeze.
2. the loss of bowel control as a result of a sneeze
3. a simultaneous nasal and anal evacuation of bodily fluids
4. the fecal matter and/or mucus that is produced by a loss of bowel and nasal control

Due to her rather extreme springtime allergy symptoms, in addition to the excessive amount of Del Taco she had consumed the night before, Mary released a torrent of poopookachoo into her wedding dress and onto her fiance as he recited his vows.

by oshmunnies September 27, 2012

poopboob

The sexual act of inserting a woman's breast into someone's anus. Because of the difficulty of the maneuver, only those with extremely loose anuses and large floppy tits have been known to successfully complete a poopboob.

It took 20 minutes of stuffing, but I finally pushed most of my boob inside. What a poopboob that was!

by hobobot January 9, 2012