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poobooking
poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015
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Poopbooking
Poopbooking by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009
Poopbooking
To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.
"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"
"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"
"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"
Poopbooking by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011
Poopboot
1.) Shitting on your foot and kicking someone in the face.
2.) Pooping outisde a doggy door then tricking the dog to walk on it.
2.) Pooping outisde a doggy door then tricking the dog to walk on it.
Man 1- Don't talk about Lamb of God like that, I'll give you the fucking POOPBOOT.
Man 2- That's ok because I gave your dog a nasty diarrhea poopboot last night!
Man 1- I'm not going back to Compton.
Man 2- That's ok because I gave your dog a nasty diarrhea poopboot last night!
Man 1- I'm not going back to Compton.
Poopboot by Lue Kim (Owner of City Wok) July 1, 2011
poopookachoo
1. the sudden, unexpected act of defecating into one's trousers immediately following a sneeze.
2. the loss of bowel control as a result of a sneeze
3. a simultaneous nasal and anal evacuation of bodily fluids
4. the fecal matter and/or mucus that is produced by a loss of bowel and nasal control
2. the loss of bowel control as a result of a sneeze
3. a simultaneous nasal and anal evacuation of bodily fluids
4. the fecal matter and/or mucus that is produced by a loss of bowel and nasal control
Due to her rather extreme springtime allergy symptoms, in addition to the excessive amount of Del Taco she had consumed the night before, Mary released a torrent of poopookachoo into her wedding dress and onto her fiance as he recited his vows.
poopookachoo by oshmunnies September 27, 2012
poopboob
The sexual act of inserting a woman's breast into someone's anus. Because of the difficulty of the maneuver, only those with extremely loose anuses and large floppy tits have been known to successfully complete a poopboob.
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