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The act of pooping while being on facebook on your, laptop, mobile phone etc.
Verb, Poopbooking

Steve: What is taking Jon so long on the crapper?
Phil: Oh, he is poopbooking, im chatting with him right now.

Poopbook by Aj King February 4, 2012

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poobooking

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"

poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

Related Words

Poopbook • Poopbookin • Poop-booking • poopookachoo • poopookaka • poobooking • poonbooking • poopboob • Poopboot • PooPooKnocker

Poopbooking

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

Poopbooking by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

Poopbooking

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

Poopbooking by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

Poopboot

1.) Shitting on your foot and kicking someone in the face.
2.) Pooping outisde a doggy door then tricking the dog to walk on it.

Man 1- Don't talk about Lamb of God like that, I'll give you the fucking POOPBOOT.
Man 2- That's ok because I gave your dog a nasty diarrhea poopboot last night!
Man 1- I'm not going back to Compton.

Poopboot by Lue Kim (Owner of City Wok) July 1, 2011

poopookachoo

1. the sudden, unexpected act of defecating into one's trousers immediately following a sneeze.
2. the loss of bowel control as a result of a sneeze
3. a simultaneous nasal and anal evacuation of bodily fluids
4. the fecal matter and/or mucus that is produced by a loss of bowel and nasal control

Due to her rather extreme springtime allergy symptoms, in addition to the excessive amount of Del Taco she had consumed the night before, Mary released a torrent of poopookachoo into her wedding dress and onto her fiance as he recited his vows.

poopookachoo by oshmunnies September 27, 2012

poopboob

The sexual act of inserting a woman's breast into someone's anus. Because of the difficulty of the maneuver, only those with extremely loose anuses and large floppy tits have been known to successfully complete a poopboob.

It took 20 minutes of stuffing, but I finally pushed most of my boob inside. What a poopboob that was!

poopboob by hobobot January 9, 2012

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026