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pooptooth 

Billy's got a pooptooth
pooptooth by Beerswizle October 13, 2003

pooptooth 

pooptooth by Anonymous April 9, 2003

poopsloth 

A lazy person who uses the bathroom to get out of doing stuff
Mom: Hey, could you clean your room?
Son: I gotta go to the bathroom
Mom: Don't be a poopsloth and clean up!
poopsloth by IBelieveIcanFly January 6, 2014

poop tooth grin 

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.
Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes
poop tooth grin by steelhead June 18, 2017

Poohtooth 

A prank that involves you taking a giant crap, photographing it with your camera phone, then Bluetoothing it to everyone in range.
Okay, turd done and photographed. Now I just need to Poohtooth it to everyone in range.
Poohtooth by (sic)shooters January 18, 2011

pooptote 

An inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.
On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.
pooptote by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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