poopboat

when one puts on a shoe that’s slightly damp on the sole

*slips on slightly moist shoe*

“awe man it’s a poopboat”

by 3=>Papi December 3, 2021

poonboat

This term is used for who rides the poon most often they are also referred to as captain.

"I'm the captain of the poonboat". -Kael C.

by Jakemon00 July 26, 2017

Poopgoat

Verb: A specific form of scapegoating. To place the blame of the noise, smell, or presence of a fart, poop, or shart on someone who is innocent.

Noun: An innocent man or woman who has been blamed for a fart, shart, or poop.

"I don't know who is responsible for that stench! Don't you try to poopgoat me!"
"My day was really shabby. I was made the poopgoat of a random fart in class."

by 3percentmilk July 21, 2016

Poopboot

1.) Shitting on your foot and kicking someone in the face.
2.) Pooping outisde a doggy door then tricking the dog to walk on it.

Man 1- Don't talk about Lamb of God like that, I'll give you the fucking POOPBOOT.
Man 2- That's ok because I gave your dog a nasty diarrhea poopboot last night!
Man 1- I'm not going back to Compton.

by Lue Kim (Owner of City Wok) July 1, 2011

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

by kangtommy November 6, 2014

Poopbat

When a person writes on a bathroom stall with a turd

Did you see what Joe wrote in stall #2 with a Poopbat

by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010

poopbottom

when you have poop all over your buttocks

"bro you have poopbottom!"

by SimpSkye October 7, 2021