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Booping the poop

to annoy someone so much that they can't help but poop out of sheer fury.
"You're really booping the poop out of me."

poobooking 

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.
"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"
poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

Poopbooking 

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop
I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.
Poopbooking by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

Poopbooking 

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.
"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

poonbooking 

On Facebook: Searching for or looking at hot girls photos for sexual excitement, whether you know them or not.
Whats the girls name you hooked up with? im poonbooking for her right now...
poonbooking by nuglifee May 18, 2010

poopbooking 

aka. Facecrapping- the act of checking your Facebook while you are using the bathroom
I nearly dropped a premature deuce when I saw what she posted while I was poopbooking.

Dude 1: Come on man, you've been in there forever! What are you doing?

Dude 2: Leave me alone! I'm Facecrapping!
poopbooking by pseudonym1111* October 5, 2010