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Poopball 

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"
Poopball by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021
When you get poop on your balls. Usually occurs after scratching your asshole through your pockets (so as not to attract attention) which results in poo on your pocket, and later unwittingly scratching your balls through that same pocket.
"Bro, I accidentally scratched my balls through the same pocket I scratched my asshole with!"

"Dewd! You got the poopballz!!!"
Poopballz by P00PBALLZ July 1, 2008

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping
man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.
Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

poopballs 

similar to dangle berries. larger, and heavier. teabagging out the back end.

Also used as a sweet shirt slogan in The whitest kids u know classroom sketch.
Hey kid!

What're you doing?

hittin this building with a hammer

YOU CAN"T DO THAT!

yes i can, my parents are dead.

(continues to wear poopballs shirt)
poopballs by P B November 5, 2007

molotov poopball

Toliet paper with shit on it, lit on fire then thrown over stall wall.
The molotov poopball hit me in the face now I have no eyebrows and pinkeye.
molotov poopball by Dirtyg September 21, 2017

poonballon

flaming homo that is a poon in the shape of a ballon.
Its a plane! Its a bird! oh wait its just a poonballon.
poonballon by gnargnar123 July 10, 2009