Perp

Perp (pronounced Pu-rp).

A slimy scoundrel who lies, slanders, stalks, harasses, & generally torments a Targeted Individual for no reason other than having a black heart of dust & nothing better to do. Most Perps have no use to society, are completely ignorant, are psychopaths/sociopaths & covert malignant narcissists.

“That perp who brighted me on my drive home is the same perp I caught going through my garbage last week.”

by UniversalMindFU May 21, 2020

Perp

A liar, someone who is lying.

You: I lifted 250 lbs. on the bench press, at lifting!
Friend: Perp! You can't lift nothin.

by La-ea October 27, 2009

Perp

These bottom feeders have long criminal record,no skills for job.They rely on lieing and sniching.Cant get girl and dress like freaks.So stupid they cant keep up with the public because they cant think for them selfs.Most of time wearing sun glasses so you cant tell there lieing.Ended up as perp because how stupid they are. usually running away from something trying to find friend to protect them

Wow there is a perp over there loitering lock your shit up or he will steal it

by Sparkyfusion March 09, 2020

Perp

A "Perp" occurs in a game of chess when one side can constantly keep checking the other's King with no way to stop it. The game is then a draw should the player who is doing all the checks refuses to stop.

By capturing his opponents Knight, he left his own King wide open to a Perp, thus allowing his opponent to be able to place it in check as many times as he wants without any way to stop it.

by Jason Welch Grandmaster January 09, 2013

Perp

Someone usually a female who sees nothing wrong with posting personal information on message boards.

A person who continually posts doggy porn to message boards and then denies it.

A person off their psychiatric medication that spends their days ranting and raving on message boards.

Another batch of doggy porn, must be perp again.

by Perp_Cult_Member February 20, 2008

Perp

somebody who is perpatrating to be or to do something they arent

Alot of rappers today talk about selling drugs but most of them just perp, they dont really sell drugs.

by Gfm Ev October 25, 2008

Perp

excrement,

poop,

shit,

poo-poo,

shite,

defecation,

shat,

scat,

feces,

bowel movement,

doo-doo,

caca,

poopie,

a stinky toilet submarine,

an inedible babe ruth candy bar,
ass goblins,

ass kabobs

ass monkeys

black banana

blind eels

boulder

chocolate channel chewie

colon cannonballs

corn eyed butt snake

corn massacre

crapsters

creamy butt nuggets

digested Crayola box

Easter Bunny's present

the fourth teletubby

frightened turtle

hardened fudge nuggets

hell's candy

Indian rug burns

keester cakes

Mississippi mud

monglin cluster shit

mudfat balls

peanut butter poop

pre-dingleberry

potty animals

product of Uranus

sea pickle

sewer serpents

shitsicles

space slug

Super Shit Man

tangy butt nuts

that ain't chocolate puddin'!

tom cruise missiles

toxic turdeys

turd tunnel tasty

yellow submarine

air out the anus

ass sneezing

bust a shit

christen the comfort station

cook some beans

clean one's colon

cut off a load

drop a chalupa

drop ass goblins

drop some friends off at the lake

empty the manure spreader

take a plane crash - no survivors

talk to a man about a horse

blow mud

booty hole burnout

butt dribblets

butt drool

chocolate explosion

G.I. shits

human expresso machine

Montezuma's revenge

oohs and ahs

screaming mimis

supersonic sewer sauce

boggy crapper

toilet bowl stew

cattle cookies

chimp chunks

cow farts

dog logs

doggy sausage

elk duds

kagatzka

lawn sausage

anal impaction

stool

moose treats

ordure

Perp.

HEY MAN LIGHT A MATCH I JUST PERPPED.

THAT MOVIE WAS SO SCARY I PERPPED MY PANTS.

DID YOU JUST THROW PERP AT ME? WHAT ARE YOU A MONKEY?

by PERP-A-TRATOR November 17, 2011