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Poop Wiener 

A wiener or penis or dong or shlong or dingyhoogle that has fecal matter otherwise known as poop or dookie or cacaz or shit or feces or baby mice on it from acts such as anal sex or messy shitting or pooping out of your mouth and sucking your penis simultaneously. Also running with your birthday suit on and falling face...penis first into a hot streaming corny thronging pile of horse manure. The poopy may get all over the weiner and possibly the urethra or peehole. When poop occurs in the peehole, it is then called "Poopy-Peehole." This may result in a "Poopy-Peehole infection," or "Bumbum Rash."
This usually occurs within the Jew population, since Jews are too stupid and cheap to afford toilet paper, plumbing, and even a toilet. Certain medications can help treat and prevent this from occurring.
"I got poop all over my wiener and now I have a poop wiener", said Dan after getting poop all over his weiner.

"Oh balls, I fell in poop and now its on my wiener....... and my balls." John said.
Poop Wiener by PoopWienerMD December 19, 2009

Wiener poop 

The worst kind of poop, typically poop that comes out the wiener in a long thin strip.
"Why are we here?" Doug sasses cried, as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip, it was, wiener poop, the worst kind of poop
Wiener poop by Samurai33 June 22, 2011

poop weiner 

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.
Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.
poop weiner by J U N K May 28, 2006

Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -
Weiner Poop by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010

Poopweiner 

A weiner that has visited many a few anuses.
Dude Brian Peppers is such a Poopweiner.
Poopweiner by Gavin Michael August 4, 2008

Poopwiener 

(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.
"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)

"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."
Poopwiener by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005