11 definitions by Chagrin94
v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.
by Chagrin94 August 9, 2005
n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)
"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
by Chagrin94 September 19, 2005
(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005
(n.) 1. A synthetic humanoid doll used for simulating copulation or other sexual acts.
2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)
2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)
"Derek did a stretch in Chino a few years back. I hear that guy was a blowup doll in there." (Taken from American History X)
by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005
(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.
"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)
"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)
"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."
by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005
(adj.) a derogatory term used to refer to a selfishly extravagant person who has no prospects of ever paying off the debts they incur. (Esp. someone whose sole purchasing power comes from disreputable credit cards or drugs.)
Q: Where the hell did he get those rims? He works at f***ing McDonalds!
A: He copped some credit cards and now he's nigger rich.
A: He copped some credit cards and now he's nigger rich.
by Chagrin94 August 15, 2005
adj. (1) this word describes the state of someone who becomes somewhat giddy or abnormal in behavior as a result of being smacked around. It is thus synonymous with punch drunk.
(2) it has also been used to describe a person with a penchant or delight in hitting others, but this is certainly not a noun that refers to the state of happiness produced by the hitting.
(2) it has also been used to describe a person with a penchant or delight in hitting others, but this is certainly not a noun that refers to the state of happiness produced by the hitting.
You can tell that boxer was slap-happy in his post-fight interview.
That bitch, Jennifer, she sure is slap-happy. But I guess it's usually good when a girl hits you.
That bitch, Jennifer, she sure is slap-happy. But I guess it's usually good when a girl hits you.
by Chagrin94 September 15, 2005