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(adj.) a derogatory term used to refer to a selfishly extravagant person who has no prospects of ever paying off the debts they incur. (Esp. someone whose sole purchasing power comes from disreputable credit cards or drugs.)
Q: Where the hell did he get those rims? He works at f***ing McDonalds!
A: He copped some credit cards and now he's nigger rich.
by Chagrin94 August 15, 2005

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A legendary method of executing a mob-hit wherein the assassin slits the throat of his victim and then reaches up inside the mouth and pulls the tongue back out the slit and lets it hang there like a cravat--to the horror of the unfortunate soul who discovers the recently-deceased. Alternatively, "necktie" may refer to a hangman's noose.
Most-famously referenced in AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds":
"Concrete shoes
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
High voltage
Done dirt cheap!"
by chagrin94 November 13, 2009

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(n.) 1. A synthetic humanoid doll used for simulating copulation or other sexual acts.
2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)
"Derek did a stretch in Chino a few years back. I hear that guy was a blowup doll in there." (Taken from American History X)
by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005

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(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.
"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)

"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."
by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005

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(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!

I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005

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v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.
"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.
by Chagrin94 August 09, 2005

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A nickname for the drink commonly referred to as "Red Bull & vodka"
Hey, barkeep! Get us a round of Klinefelters, wouldja?
by chagrin94 November 13, 2009

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