Poop Stoop 

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

Poop Stoop by Toe fan November 17, 2014

Stoop Poop 

Taking a dump on somebody's porch

I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.

Stoop Poop by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009

poop scoop 

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!

A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!

poop scoop by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

Faux poop scoop 

When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.

"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."

Faux poop scoop by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009

poop scoop 

to scrape the left over poop off of a kittens ass with a nilla wafer

after the kitty pooed i poop scooped the dangeler on his anus

poop scoop by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

The Poop Scoop 

The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.

The Poop Scoop by NoshyCap March 21, 2019

Poop Scoop 

When person is so silly or ridiculous they're such a pooper. But their poopiness get so out of hand and it affects the people around them, like their scooping up their poop and using it for silliness. They're just being a Poop Scoop.

James, you're such a poop scoop!

Poop Scoop by plop100 October 18, 2011