like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
by Fukaface! June 1, 2011
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to scrape the left over poop off of a kittens ass with a nilla wafer
after the kitty pooed i poop scooped the dangeler on his anus
by mr. taco man October 24, 2007
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The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.
Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.
by NoshyCap March 21, 2019
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When person is so silly or ridiculous they're such a pooper. But their poopiness get so out of hand and it affects the people around them, like their scooping up their poop and using it for silliness. They're just being a Poop Scoop.
by plop100 October 17, 2011
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When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009
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A highly illegal practice occurring mainly on the Internet. A small group of informed people attempt to push down a stock by spreading false information and rumors. If they are successful, they can purchase the stock at bargain prices.
Poop and Scooping is the opposite of Pump and Dumping.
I just sold my stock, because these guys told me to, but it turns out that they were just using the Poop and Scoop. I shouldn't have sold it.
by Noah Hoback January 24, 2009
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A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.
"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"
by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006
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