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Poonfari 

A physical journey/safari in which one seeks out potential female sexual partners. During a poonfari, the participant must wear the official poonfari uniform which consists of cargo shorts hiked up unnecessarily high with a belt tightly cinched around the waistline, a straw hat, knee-high socks, and transition lens glasses. It is also encouraged that the participant drives an electric scooter.
Alex: hey bro im horny lets go on a poonfari

Aaron: yeah man I'm totally down for a poonfari! Lemme grab my straw hat

poonshark 

A person who is surprisingly skilled or lucky with getting laid, despite misleading appearances.
That nerd with the highwaters is a total poonshark!
poonshark by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008
The innate ability to detect a hot female from beyond visual range or when experiencing Line of Sight(LOS)issues.
Dave's malfunctioning poondar cost him two hookups that night due to inebriation.
poondar by Little Al October 7, 2005

poonarchist

One who believes in poonarchy.
Someone who loves sexual intercourse with a vagina.
Rebelgirl1: Ted is such a poonarchist.

Rebelgirl2: I know, i'de love to have him fuck my tight poonani.
poonarchist by JimmyDick. November 28, 2007

poonardigan 

one who acts as a poonard
Damn nigga your a fucking poonardigan.
poonardigan by freddy and marcos October 30, 2008

poonarchy 

A system of government where there is no government, just poontang. Similar to anarchy only there are rules that only involve vaginal intercourse.
poonarchy in the U.K. man!!!
poonarchy by Jimmydick. November 27, 2007
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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