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Poonarnia 

A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.
"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."

"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "
Poonarnia by LIAM & MATT March 31, 2013
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Poonarnia 

A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.
- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia
Poonarnia by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

poonarnia 

A magical land of poonage(ownage) where someone is sent after they have been severley pooned(owned) by a snappy quick witted remark.

Oh man, did you hear them arguing? Brandon totally got sent to poonarnia!
poonarnia by poon_master January 16, 2008

Poonarnia 

A place full of nothing but women willing to sleep with you.
Yo, you finna come to Tye's party? it's straight up poonarnia in up in here like the playboy mansion!
Poonarnia by junkboxkid February 7, 2019

Armani poonani 

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.
- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.
Armani poonani by markyspeaks April 18, 2005
I'd like to tap on that bitches poonannie!
poonannie by textfile232 December 28, 2005
Noun. Slang word for the vagina. Pussy Cunt Muff
Do you want to smell my poonani?
Poonani by Anonymous November 4, 2002
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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