Poonarnia

A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.

"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."

"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "

by LIAM & MATT March 31, 2013

Poonarnia

A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.

- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

poonarnia

A magical land of poonage(ownage) where someone is sent after they have been severley pooned(owned) by a snappy quick witted remark.

Oh man, did you hear them arguing? Brandon totally got sent to poonarnia!

by poon_master January 16, 2008

Poonarnia

A place full of nothing but women willing to sleep with you.

Yo, you finna come to Tye's party? it's straight up poonarnia in up in here like the playboy mansion!

by junkboxkid February 7, 2019

Armani poonani

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.

- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.

by markyspeaks April 18, 2005

poonannie

A more ebonics equivalent for pussy.

I'd like to tap on that bitches poonannie!

by textfile232 December 28, 2005

Poonani

Noun. Slang word for the vagina. Pussy Cunt Muff

Do you want to smell my poonani?

by Anonymous November 4, 2002