poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008

poontard

A person completely lacking in intelligence.

Only a complete poontard would fail the California state exit exam

by YargPirateYarg February 25, 2005

Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

by Go-Getter April 12, 2006

Poontard

Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard

God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!

by Sir Branchaud April 14, 2006

Poontard

When someone takes leave of their facilities or shows poor judgement based on a desire to have intercourse with a woman.

He is a Poontard when it comes to plus-size women.

by Macatawa March 19, 2009