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*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*
Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish
Poofish by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

poonafish 

Discovered in the early 1800's by Ethipian muff-divers off the coast of the Vaginal Islands, south of Cape Clitoris. The poonafish is a rather foul smelling fish related to the bearded clam. It can only be found in tropical waters and may be infectious.
Arnelda, realizing he was quite famished, walked down to the corner store to fetch himself a poonafish sandwich. He was later diagnosed with ghonnasyphilherpelaids.
poonafish by poop December 22, 2004

poopfish 

A slinky jackass motherfucker
OR
an interjection similar to "Shit"
Leif is being such a poopfish
OR
Poopfish! I can't find my sunglasses
poopfish by Baron27 September 16, 2007
The act of punishing someone with poo.
I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later that night I lit a bag of dog poo on fire and left it on his doorstep. He got poonished.
Poonish by No Amnesty June 25, 2007
Just punish, p00nish. Might be n00b p00nishing.
Thou shalt be poonished!

(The) Poonisher 

A man who is renowned for his sexual abilities with women. Mostly, if not always, with two or more women at a time.
person1: Damn! Did you know that Jack is (The) Poonisher?
person2: What!? No way!
person1: Yeah, he slept with every girl in Biology!
person2: omg.
(The) Poonisher by Bentley623 June 23, 2011
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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