Thou

Thou: A word used by holy dudes to speak to holier dudes.

Yo Jesus, man, how art thou?

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

Thou

Abridged variant of the word "thousand". Almost exclusively used when connoting monetary value.

Skizzlebips von Hoarscunt says:
I'll fondle yo bag o' elephant skin for a couple thou
Dinklebeard says:
Go right ahead lovely lady, a few grand won't even put a dent in my bank account

by Frank the Disabled Seahorse September 14, 2010

Thou

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.

Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

Thou

A "Thou" is a gram a marijuana, stemming from the words "a thousand." A Thousand can be said as a "G". In the drug culture a "G" is a gram.

"Hey Dude, wanna hang out later?"
"Oh yea for sure dude, i think i'm gonna pick up a thou or two real quick and after that wanna hit Medusa, she'll get us stoned!"

by laidbackarkie August 17, 2011

Thou

A gender neutral conjugation of boi

*Spits on both hands and points them* THOU!

by Thou_Art_Not_Worthy November 13, 2016

thou

Archaic form of 'you' still used in areas of Northern England

"How art thou today?"
"I'm not too shabby, hows about thaself?"

by cheesuschrist May 30, 2006

thou

archaic second person singular pronoun version of You. While You was originally used for plural or formal speach thou was used for personal use.

to a friend
What dost thou want?
Thou be'st mine brethren, and i shall love thee.

by theperm March 13, 2005