Poonish
I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later that night I lit a bag of dog poo on fire and left it on his doorstep. He got poonished.
Poonish by No Amnesty June 25, 2007
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poonish
poonish by Randomlettersijgwopejgeiga January 13, 2009
Related Words
poonish • (The) Poonisher • Poonis • Ponnish • poopish • ponisha • poonesh • ponisher • Poofish • poofishoddballs
ponnish
"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
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Poonis Woonis
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poonshark
poonshark by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008
Poonis
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