Leif
Leif by Rawr123455678 September 5, 2009
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Norse name meaning "Beloved". Also the name of the first western European to settle North America (Leif Ericson), though the settlement was eventually abandoned due to native American raids.
Teacher: "Class, who was the first person to discover America?"
Student-1: "Christopher Columbus! In 1492!"
Teacher: "Very good Timmy..."
Student-2: "Wasn't it Leif Ericson in 1003?"
Teacher: "There is no proof of that Chris."
Student-2: "There's no proof that you have a brain, yet here we are sitting in your dumb-ass class."
Student-1: "Christopher Columbus! In 1492!"
Teacher: "Very good Timmy..."
Student-2: "Wasn't it Leif Ericson in 1003?"
Teacher: "There is no proof of that Chris."
Student-2: "There's no proof that you have a brain, yet here we are sitting in your dumb-ass class."
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Leif
Easily the most amazing name for a girl. Ever. And an amazing name for an amazing girl. She is essentially perfect in every way imaginable, and super cool too.
Leif
verb. To commit an act of insurmountable, epic proportions that will be remembered by all except for the person who committed the act.
Often recalled by females regarding particular acts of pleasure.
Often recalled by females regarding particular acts of pleasure.
leif
A studly athlete who accelerates in sports, while being a rebel and shredding it up with his metal band on the weekends. Also a pretty good looking guy who gains 15 pounds after every weigh-in.
Guy one: "Hey, did you see leif pin that state champ in 40 seconds yesterday?"
Guy two: "Hey man shut up, I'm trying to listen to that leifs band shred it up!"
Guy two: "Hey man shut up, I'm trying to listen to that leifs band shred it up!"
leif by rustinpeace January 14, 2008
Leif
Strong, handsome, resourceful, smart, funny, warm, sexy as hell. Fierce defender of family, friends, and the weak. Kind and joyful but not a pushover. Huge warm heart; always affectionate but always just out of reach. Dangles just enough to keep the ladies wanting more. Warm eyes and strong hands; a smile that makes one glow from the inside out.
Athletic, artistic, gifted with numbers; grounded, responsible, his priorities are clear. The favorite uncle, the favorite buddy; the guy you call when your car breaks down or when your mate breaks up with you. Rugged yet tender; a man's man with a steady, glorious presence.
Big game hunter, man of the fjords, fisherman, golfer, second baseman. Gorgeous physical specimen with backstraps that convey strength, control, and power. Tall blonde women are magnetically drawn to him.
Everyone wants to be around him but he loves solitude, the outdoors, and finding his own way. The guy you hope will return your call, the guy you hope will come to your party, your barbeque, your out of town conference. Has no idea how attractive he is.
Athletic, artistic, gifted with numbers; grounded, responsible, his priorities are clear. The favorite uncle, the favorite buddy; the guy you call when your car breaks down or when your mate breaks up with you. Rugged yet tender; a man's man with a steady, glorious presence.
Big game hunter, man of the fjords, fisherman, golfer, second baseman. Gorgeous physical specimen with backstraps that convey strength, control, and power. Tall blonde women are magnetically drawn to him.
Everyone wants to be around him but he loves solitude, the outdoors, and finding his own way. The guy you hope will return your call, the guy you hope will come to your party, your barbeque, your out of town conference. Has no idea how attractive he is.