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punishing the primate 

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

Punishing the Salmon 

To have a wank
I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.
"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

Punishing The Baby 

Fucking pregnant chick like a caveman.
I fucked this pregnant chick so hard last night, I'm sure I was punishing the baby.
Punishing The Baby by uCw HavoK April 7, 2011

punishing yourself 

The act of twisting your own nipples as a punishment for any action that was not completed correctly.
Ugh just quit punishing yourself and try again

punishing the weasel 

to pleasure oneself manually (male)
Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!
punishing the weasel by shoe booty December 24, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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