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poonquatch 

A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.
Dude, how fucked up did you get last night.....is that a poonquatch in your bed?!
poonquatch by Evil0 August 29, 2007
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PanQuake 

Also referred to as ScamQuake or ShamQuake; when gatekeepers decide that they need a huge money grab so they solicit all their friends to gas up a shite, gatekept platform that doesn't have a single line of code written; when you latch onto an active movement to market a pay-for-access platform as a tortured human's heartfelt wish.
Ah shit is Suzie pushing PanQuake again?
PanQuake by Spam Belmarsh Prison February 18, 2021
1. n- A female orgy which has vaginas stacked two or more high, with syrup or candle wax running over the snatches.

2. n- A cake shaped like a vagina.

3. n- A person with a common first and last name (ex. Mike Smith)
1. "Id love to jump in on that poonkake."

2. "Poonkake is so fucking tasty."

3. "Sweet, Im flying with Poonkakes."
poonkake by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

pooncakes 

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...
pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

PoonCake 

A delicious cake! :D
I'd like some pooncake!
PoonCake by TacoBell2332423333 October 30, 2011

Poontaaken 

Alternative slang work for female genitalia
mate, I smashed the granny out of her poontaaken last night!

or from the female perspective....

You make my poontaaken so wet!
Poontaaken by StretTheGeek November 19, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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