PoonQuake 

1. Noun. Vaginal orgasm

Elvis Presley could just strum any chord onstage and trigger a thousand panty-melting Poonquakes.

PoonQuake by Hot Dog Goblin February 9, 2021

poonquatch 

A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.

Dude, how fucked up did you get last night.....is that a poonquatch in your bed?!

poonquatch by Evil0 August 29, 2007

PanQuake 

Also referred to as ScamQuake or ShamQuake; when gatekeepers decide that they need a huge money grab so they solicit all their friends to gas up a shite, gatekept platform that doesn't have a single line of code written; when you latch onto an active movement to market a pay-for-access platform as a tortured human's heartfelt wish.

Ah shit is Suzie pushing PanQuake again?

PanQuake by Spam Belmarsh Prison February 18, 2021

poonkake

1. n- A female orgy which has vaginas stacked two or more high, with syrup or candle wax running over the snatches.

2. n- A cake shaped like a vagina.

3. n- A person with a common first and last name (ex. Mike Smith)

1. "Id love to jump in on that poonkake."

2. "Poonkake is so fucking tasty."

3. "Sweet, Im flying with Poonkakes."

poonkake by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

pooncakes 

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...

pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

PoonCake 

A delicious cake! :D

I'd like some pooncake!

PoonCake by TacoBell2332423333 October 30, 2011

Poontaaken 

Alternative slang work for female genitalia

mate, I smashed the granny out of her poontaaken last night!

or from the female perspective....

You make my poontaaken so wet!

Poontaaken by StretTheGeek November 19, 2010