Poontaaken 

Alternative slang work for female genitalia

mate, I smashed the granny out of her poontaaken last night!

or from the female perspective....

You make my poontaaken so wet!

Poontaaken by StretTheGeek November 19, 2010

poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

poontanker by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003

poontankerous 

A feeling of frustration commonly found in people who have been deprived of sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

"Mark had not had sex since breaking up with his girlfriend over a month ago and was beginning to feel poontankerous."

poontankerous by Alison Marks September 27, 2008

Poontaker 

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.

- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.

Poontaker by WhatwordsyouspeakingFrenchy June 27, 2009

poontacker 

someone who attacks the vagina with a large sandpapery object

Gurll i heard that you poontackered someone last night?

Was that fun?!

poontacker by shananay January 2, 2008

Poontakinte 

An African poon person. Like Kunta Kinte from Roots.

Shut the hell up poontakinte!!!!

Poontakinte by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004