PanQuake

Also referred to as ScamQuake or ShamQuake; when gatekeepers decide that they need a huge money grab so they solicit all their friends to gas up a shite, gatekept platform that doesn't have a single line of code written; when you latch onto an active movement to market a pay-for-access platform as a tortured human's heartfelt wish.

Ah shit is Suzie pushing PanQuake again?

PanQuake by Spam Belmarsh Prison February 18, 2021

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PanQuake

1. Noun. An innovative blockchain based social media platform that will be immune to censorship and will secure the privacy of its users, not to be confused with a PoonQuake which is a vaginal orgasm.

Once the Progressives were able to interact and organize on PanQuake, Medicare for All came to pass, all war was stopped and the 5th mass extinction event facing our earth was reversed.

PanQuake by Hot Dog Goblin February 8, 2021

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PanQuake

Panquake

A big floppy titty that is abnormally flat

That jawn with the weird body had a set of panquakes

Panquake by Ohhhohhh August 4, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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