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pooncakes 

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...
pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008
1. n- A female orgy which has vaginas stacked two or more high, with syrup or candle wax running over the snatches.

2. n- A cake shaped like a vagina.

3. n- A person with a common first and last name (ex. Mike Smith)
1. "Id love to jump in on that poonkake."

2. "Poonkake is so fucking tasty."

3. "Sweet, Im flying with Poonkakes."
poonkake by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

poopcake 

A round, chocolate cake with chocolate icing produced in the game Cake Mania.
YES!!! She ordered a poopcake!
poopcake by CMlova June 23, 2011
An extra large poo poo suprise.. can take a very long time to create.
"Dude, that thing is fucking huge!"
"I know, I made it, it's a poocake!" :D
Poocake by KatKat and LouLou July 20, 2009
it's when a homosexual is so homosexual that they are beyond "fruitcake". The stage past fruitcake is poofier than a fruitcake. yet still with the gaiety of cake. the two clearly must collide resulting in a poofcake.
Fuck sake John. Stop being such a fucking poofcake.
poofcake by Tamtaw Slutson October 17, 2004

poncakes 

pronounced Pahn-khacks

This veristile term is most used for the explanation of a desire or strong craving to partake in the smoking and or toking of Marijuana.
stoner 1: Dude lets go to IHOP im hungry
stoner 2: Me too cuntrag, but i have a bad case of the poncakes. Lets go smoke a fatty
stoner 1: Muffins! to HighHOP it is.
poncakes by Pogoson May 25, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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