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Poontaker 

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.
- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.
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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

poondyker 

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina
dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo
poondyker by jamie bojangles November 9, 2008

poonaner 

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.
Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!
poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006

poontangry 

poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.
Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.

Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?

Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.
poontangry by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Poontangerang 

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.
Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"