Poon-Toggle 

The act of slapping your hand back and forth between someones legs, in the same act as flipping a light switch on and off repeatedly. The closer you are to their crotch the better the maneuver. Must be performed with guile otherwise it'll leave you questioning your sexuality.

I poon-toggled Dave while he was distracted by a pair of voluptuous breasts!

Poon-Toggle by The Togglers May 25, 2011

Poondoggle 

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

Poondoggle 

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

Poondoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

poondoggle 

When a man finds himself in a situation where more than one girl that he has been is is currently seeing/shacking up with is in the same location simultaneously.

Uh-oh. Chris just walked in, and pam, Christie, and Lauren are here. Grade A poondoggle.

poondoggle by Just Ducky March 11, 2008

Poondoggle 

Woman of little or no value done merely to keep or look busy.

I dated her for three months, but came to find out she was a complete poondoggle.

Poondoggle by Le Sodomizer June 30, 2009

poondoggle 

To play with one's poonie.

To entertain your woman's vaggy.

To have the sex.

"Oh boy, Sara Sue, I'd sure like to poondoggle you..."

"Well, ok, just this once but don't tell Mom & Dad"

poondoggle by philbad January 6, 2005

Poondoggle 

Where working to get some poon (sexual intercourse) is wasteful or pointless, but giving the appearance of having value.

"Dude did you have sex with Christa?"
"Nah man, that girl was a serious poondoggle and secretly had me in the friend zone."
"What a bitch."

Poondoggle by Khuge March 14, 2015