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by philbad February 23, 2020
Get the poomergency mug.any person who attempts to add an actual person to Urban Dictionary, not a type of person but the name of...
if you try to add names such as Dave, Shiristi, Amanda, Andre, Vikas...etc to Urban Dictionary - you are a fuktard, for Urban Dictionary is for clever words and expressions.
by philbad February 23, 2020
Get the fuktard mug.The practice of giving a spunky facial to one lovely lass by several strapping lads (and oh yes, distance counts).
Boo-kok-eee: from the latin word butis kokium` which loosly translated means to face paint with secret sauce.
Boo-kok-eee: from the latin word butis kokium` which loosly translated means to face paint with secret sauce.
Grandma got her wish last nite when Joey and the scouts bukkakeed her twice.
Oh, how they laughed and sang campfire songs afterwards. Then Grandma made cocoa for everyone.
Oh, how they laughed and sang campfire songs afterwards. Then Grandma made cocoa for everyone.
by philbad July 16, 2008
Get the bukkake mug.The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
by philbad August 28, 2005
Get the jumped the couch mug.A very silly person or a normally serious person who for some strange reason is acting out of character via goofy remarks , comments, or actions.
Hey you silly fuck, stop eating all those paint chips!
Peanutbutter & motor oil does not make for a good sandwich, you silly fuck!
Listen, you silly fuck...if you think that grandma's tits are sexy then you should see her ass!
Peanutbutter & motor oil does not make for a good sandwich, you silly fuck!
Listen, you silly fuck...if you think that grandma's tits are sexy then you should see her ass!
by philbad August 28, 2005
Get the silly fuck mug.Someone who is crazy about the poon.
One that is transfixed by the poon.
He who thinks poon is the greatest.
The poon's biggest fan.
One that is transfixed by the poon.
He who thinks poon is the greatest.
The poon's biggest fan.
by philbad May 31, 2005
Get the poongoon mug.The perfume of the vaggerific cavern.
One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!"
Smells so good, I want to eat it.
One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!"
Smells so good, I want to eat it.
C'mon babe, lemme get in that beautiful stink of yours.
Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please?
It is really the only stinky thing that smells good.
Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please?
It is really the only stinky thing that smells good.
by philbad May 31, 2005
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