the shocker

are we all forgetting this one?

2 in the beef & 1 underneath

give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.

by philbad May 14, 2005

jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

by philbad August 28, 2005

poondoggle

To play with one's poonie.

To entertain your woman's vaggy.

To have the sex.

"Oh boy, Sara Sue, I'd sure like to poondoggle you..."

"Well, ok, just this once but don't tell Mom & Dad"

by philbad January 06, 2005

poongoon

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.

Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.

by philbad May 31, 2005

fuktard

any person who attempts to add an actual person to Urban Dictionary, not a type of person but the name of...

if you try to add names such as Dave, Shiristi, Amanda, Andre, Vikas...etc to Urban Dictionary - you are a fuktard, for Urban Dictionary is for clever words and expressions.

by philbad February 23, 2020

liquid poo

Beer induced ooey, gooey, watery, poo.
Not may chunks-n-bits at all.
Usually leaves the arse with much velocity.

Its all fun & games untill someone spills an entire bucket of liquid poo!


Britney Spears sprayed me with liquid poo, she's got good aim!

by philbad July 09, 2004

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

by philbad February 23, 2020