philbad's definitions
Someone who is crazy about the poon.
One that is transfixed by the poon.
He who thinks poon is the greatest.
The poon's biggest fan.
One that is transfixed by the poon.
He who thinks poon is the greatest.
The poon's biggest fan.
by philbad May 31, 2005
Get the poongoonmug. Beer induced ooey, gooey, watery, poo.
Not may chunks-n-bits at all.
Usually leaves the arse with much velocity.
Not may chunks-n-bits at all.
Usually leaves the arse with much velocity.
Its all fun & games untill someone spills an entire bucket of liquid poo!
Britney Spears sprayed me with liquid poo, she's got good aim!
Britney Spears sprayed me with liquid poo, she's got good aim!
by philbad July 9, 2004
Get the liquid poomug. The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
by philbad August 28, 2005
Get the jumped the couchmug. any person who attempts to add an actual person to Urban Dictionary, not a type of person but the name of...
if you try to add names such as Dave, Shiristi, Amanda, Andre, Vikas...etc to Urban Dictionary - you are a fuktard, for Urban Dictionary is for clever words and expressions.
by philbad February 23, 2020
Get the fuktardmug. by philbad May 14, 2005
Get the the shockermug. The most annoying, no talent, high maintenance, Americal Idol reject, begging for attention, millionaire brat to ever fool the music buying public who shrieks and wails like a ferret caught in a meat grinder.
Dave: "Mariah Carrey is terrible, really terrible..."
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"
by philbad July 9, 2004
Get the mariah careymug. The perfume of the vaggerific cavern.
One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!"
Smells so good, I want to eat it.
One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!"
Smells so good, I want to eat it.
C'mon babe, lemme get in that beautiful stink of yours.
Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please?
It is really the only stinky thing that smells good.
Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please?
It is really the only stinky thing that smells good.
by philbad May 31, 2005
Get the beautiful stinkmug.