the shocker

are we all forgetting this one?

2 in the beef & 1 underneath
give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.
by philbad May 11, 2005
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mariah carey

The most annoying, no talent, high maintenance, Americal Idol reject, begging for attention, millionaire brat to ever fool the music buying public who shrieks and wails like a ferret caught in a meat grinder.
Dave: "Mariah Carrey is terrible, really terrible..."
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"
by philbad July 09, 2004
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poondoggle

To play with one's poonie.

To entertain your woman's vaggy.

To have the sex.
"Oh boy, Sara Sue, I'd sure like to poondoggle you..."

"Well, ok, just this once but don't tell Mom & Dad"
by philbad January 06, 2005
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liquid poo

Beer induced ooey, gooey, watery, poo.
Not may chunks-n-bits at all.
Usually leaves the arse with much velocity.
Its all fun & games untill someone spills an entire bucket of liquid poo!


Britney Spears sprayed me with liquid poo, she's got good aim!
by philbad July 09, 2004
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jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
by philbad August 02, 2005
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fuktard

any person who attempts to add an actual person to Urban Dictionary, not a type of person but the name of...
if you try to add names such as Dave, Shiristi, Amanda, Andre, Vikas...etc to Urban Dictionary - you are a fuktard, for Urban Dictionary is for clever words and expressions.
by philbad February 23, 2020
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skullett

skull- 'et

A skullett is the stupid bald man's hopeless (& more hideous) version of the dumbass redneck's mullett.

Long and stringy in back, chrome dome up top. Nothing left to comb-over.
If you want to see a skullett in its natural habitat, go to any NASCAR event and enjoy...only don't make fun, as he usually only has an 8th grade education and is very drunk and has lost his ability to reason, hence thinking the skullett is a cool hairstyle.
by philbad May 18, 2005
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