silly fuck

A very silly person or a normally serious person who for some strange reason is acting out of character via goofy remarks , comments, or actions.
Hey you silly fuck, stop eating all those paint chips!

Peanutbutter & motor oil does not make for a good sandwich, you silly fuck!

Listen, you silly fuck...if you think that grandma's tits are sexy then you should see her ass!
by philbad August 02, 2005
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musquirt

The watery liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle if one fails to shake it vigorously.
Excuse me my good man, but your are getting musquirt all over my wife...
by philbad July 09, 2004
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poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.
my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.
by philbad February 23, 2020
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the shocker

are we all forgetting this one?

2 in the beef & 1 underneath
give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.
by philbad May 11, 2005
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mariah carey

The most annoying, no talent, high maintenance, Americal Idol reject, begging for attention, millionaire brat to ever fool the music buying public who shrieks and wails like a ferret caught in a meat grinder.
Dave: "Mariah Carrey is terrible, really terrible..."
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"
by philbad July 09, 2004
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liquid poo

Beer induced ooey, gooey, watery, poo.
Not may chunks-n-bits at all.
Usually leaves the arse with much velocity.
Its all fun & games untill someone spills an entire bucket of liquid poo!


Britney Spears sprayed me with liquid poo, she's got good aim!
by philbad July 09, 2004
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jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
by philbad August 02, 2005
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