Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

by pat May 13, 2005

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

Poopmonger

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

by the monger man April 9, 2009

Poopmongerer

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.

"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

by Crocean Dick Head July 29, 2009

poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

by Kendra February 26, 2005

Pornmonger

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography

"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"

by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

pooMonger

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004