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one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

Poon Monger by pat May 13, 2005

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Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

Poon Mongler by poononymous July 31, 2006

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Poopmonger

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009

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Poopmongerer

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.

"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

Poopmongerer by Crocean Dick Head July 29, 2009

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poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

poomongerer by Kendra February 26, 2005

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Pornmonger

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography

"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"

Pornmonger by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

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pooMonger

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

pooMonger by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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