Poomu 

A fat persons swimsuit, usually constructed from large amounts of fabric, and sometimes has a skirt or sarong attached.

Kirstie Alley, Oprah and Janet Jackson all go poomu shopping together at Jones New York before they go to their closets to eat Coldstones and babies in shame.

Poomu by Lori Ween Levine September 25, 2007

pomu 

Pomu is all

I'm Pomu!

pomu by Pomu August 20, 2021

Poom Poom Burger 

Pussy the royal Vajayjay.

I ate the poom poom burger last night.

Poom Poom Burger by QwikieKissit April 14, 2015

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

poomeh 

An expression of extreme apathy, or possibly boredom. A portmanteau of the words 'poop' and 'meh'

Friend 1: How'd it go asking out that girl you like?

Friend 2: poomeh

poomeh by bryzalnizzle April 19, 2008

Pomu 

The dummy fairy

I'm Pomu

Pomu by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Poomiliation 

When you walk into the bathroom right after someone who made a ..... well let's just say a "stinky" and you get blamed for his/her mistake by the next person entering into the bathroom.

Johnny first experienced "poomiliation" at the age of 16 upon entering into the restroom at a fancy restaurant after the man before him had enjoyed his baked beans a little too much. The man in line behind Johnny handed him a bottle of Bean-O and told him to be on his way.

Poomiliation by SenorT January 3, 2009