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Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.
Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019
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Poolnani 

Poonani in such excess that one could swim in it.
“Hey Dan, you should come to my BBQ this weekend. There will be burgers, and you can dip your dick in the poolnani.”
Poolnani by 420MILFLOVER69 February 13, 2019

Poolnami 

A wave that splashes out your pool during an earthquake.
Dude, I rode the poolnami during the earthquake. Why is Dale in the pool with his board ? He's waiting for a poolnami. Holy Poolnami !
Poolnami by LadenIce April 5, 2010
Dick in Uzbekinstanezoniannen
Vrei niste polana? = i'm 100% nigga!
polana by Bangoseama August 7, 2017
The pooanator announced to the toilet "I'll be back" (Just ate a bunch of prunes)
pooanator by KrizziKat August 23, 2019

poolangy 

Noun - Hot white girl, preferably from Southern California (Laguna Beach).
"Damn.. look at that hella dope poolangy"

- Trichael Man
poolangy by Roel Salonga September 11, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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