Poofism

The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.

Disproving evolution would not make poofism true.

by chrisnu April 13, 2010

Poopism

Poopism is the rare occasion of when a person turns into a turd. This usually happens either right after or in the midst of defecation. A person can turn back into a person after the event is done. The person may be a little cramped from crouching into a turd, but they'll be fine.

Vanessa: What the fuck happened to you?
Courtney: I went through poopism, duh.
Vanessa: Oh, me too, I was a corn shit.

Courtney: I was a green turd.

poop change transform turd shit

by POOP FREAK May 12, 2014

Poofysmacking

This simply means to tie your shoelaces underwater.

Hey, Bill, remember that time we were poofysmacking down at the club?

When's the last time we were poofysmacking again?

by Big 8ball February 20, 2010

Poofish

*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*

Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish

by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

poopism

A religious devotion to poop.

do you wish to accompany me to poopism church. on easter we have a easter turd hunt

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

Poojism

A person who prays themselves, while they secretly pray to lord Avinash.

Debasish follows poojism

by trk1987 February 1, 2021

poorism

Poor-countries' tourism! Yes... double-flubble, fatfuck-ish Ugly American and European tourons take what has been called 'reality tours' in war-ravaged, piss-poor Third-World countries like Iraq, India, South Africa and Brazil to gawp at 'warscapes', shantytowns and poor people going about their everyday's measley lives!
See Counter Tourism, too.

'Poorism' and 'poorists' sound like some pro-poor, humanist philosophies made to benefit the poor and the underprivileged, but in reality it's you, richass Westerners getting your rocks off watching poor people live. Try to live with your own shitucopic lives you touronic fat filthy-rich fucks!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007