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The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.
Disproving evolution would not make poofism true.
Poofism by chrisnu April 13, 2010
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Poopism is the rare occasion of when a person turns into a turd. This usually happens either right after or in the midst of defecation. A person can turn back into a person after the event is done. The person may be a little cramped from crouching into a turd, but they'll be fine.
Vanessa: What the fuck happened to you?
Courtney: I went through poopism, duh.
Vanessa: Oh, me too, I was a corn shit.

Courtney: I was a green turd.

poop change transform turd shit
Poopism by POOP FREAK May 12, 2014
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Poofysmacking 

This simply means to tie your shoelaces underwater.
Hey, Bill, remember that time we were poofysmacking down at the club?

When's the last time we were poofysmacking again?
Poofysmacking by Big 8ball February 20, 2010
*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*
Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish
Poofish by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009
do you wish to accompany me to poopism church. on easter we have a easter turd hunt
poopism by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004
A person who prays themselves, while they secretly pray to lord Avinash.
Debasish follows poojism
Poojism by trk1987 February 1, 2021
Poor-countries' tourism! Yes... double-flubble, fatfuck-ish Ugly American and European tourons take what has been called 'reality tours' in war-ravaged, piss-poor Third-World countries like Iraq, India, South Africa and Brazil to gawp at 'warscapes', shantytowns and poor people going about their everyday's measley lives!
See Counter Tourism, too.
'Poorism' and 'poorists' sound like some pro-poor, humanist philosophies made to benefit the poor and the underprivileged, but in reality it's you, richass Westerners getting your rocks off watching poor people live. Try to live with your own shitucopic lives you touronic fat filthy-rich fucks!
poorism by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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