poofiss

A better way to say "poo face" that rolls off the tongue.

Kianah: Some guy just stole my lip gloss!!

Jay: Wow hes such a poofiss!!!

by laxikool October 7, 2009

motora profissa

It's A Mexican term that indicates people who work as professional drivers, for example, bus drivers or taxi drivers.

Hernandez: "Hi pal, what's new?"
Gonzalez: "I've got a new job. I'm a motora profissa now."
Hernandez: "That's cool!"

by Arthur John November 2, 2011

Poofish

*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*

Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish

by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

Poofessor

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011

pooiss

taking a poo while simultaneously taking a piss. "Pooiss" is the combination of both words.

Yesterday, i saved so much time on the shitter, i was pooissing, it saved me 37 seconds. Yes!

by loadednine November 23, 2006

profissing

The verb used for a professor when he quickly dismisses a students logical arguemnet against what the professor is saying. He may use a arguemnet not associated with critical thinking, or a valid statement with no chance of rebuttal by the student.

The professor was profissing when he said it was ok to use tap water as contact lense solution. I stated this is false because you can lose your eye sight to infection or amoeba. He replied only 6 people in the United States lost their eyesight last year because of this, so the chances are low. He quickly went back to his lecture and didnt call on me when i reaised my hand to reply. My reply would have been the risk is too great to consider contact lense solution replacable by tap water.

by james kq12345 November 25, 2018

poofussy

the most amazing poofy-haired white boy to ever exist.

Mustafa is a poofussy because of his beautiful hair

by ayvishot April 9, 2022