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A better way to say "poo face" that rolls off the tongue.
Kianah: Some guy just stole my lip gloss!!

Jay: Wow hes such a poofiss!!!
poofiss by laxikool October 7, 2009
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motora profissa

It's A Mexican term that indicates people who work as professional drivers, for example, bus drivers or taxi drivers.
Hernandez: "Hi pal, what's new?"
Gonzalez: "I've got a new job. I'm a motora profissa now."
Hernandez: "That's cool!"
motora profissa by Arthur John November 2, 2011
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*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*
Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish
Poofish by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

Poofessor 

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.
By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.
Poofessor by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011
taking a poo while simultaneously taking a piss. "Pooiss" is the combination of both words.
Yesterday, i saved so much time on the shitter, i was pooissing, it saved me 37 seconds. Yes!
pooiss by loadednine November 23, 2006

profissing 

The verb used for a professor when he quickly dismisses a students logical arguemnet against what the professor is saying. He may use a arguemnet not associated with critical thinking, or a valid statement with no chance of rebuttal by the student.
The professor was profissing when he said it was ok to use tap water as contact lense solution. I stated this is false because you can lose your eye sight to infection or amoeba. He replied only 6 people in the United States lost their eyesight last year because of this, so the chances are low. He quickly went back to his lecture and didnt call on me when i reaised my hand to reply. My reply would have been the risk is too great to consider contact lense solution replacable by tap water.
profissing by james kq12345 November 25, 2018

poofussy 

the most amazing poofy-haired white boy to ever exist.
Mustafa is a poofussy because of his beautiful hair
poofussy by ayvishot April 9, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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