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Penis poo 

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.
So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.
Penis poo by JewyMcJewJew777 October 29, 2015

penis poo 

penis poo by sukebe January 27, 2004

Penis Poo 

Poo that comes out of your penis.
I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.
Penis Poo by AyyJ March 6, 2009

penis poo 

Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.
Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.
penis poo by Steph January 25, 2004

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis 

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous
"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

Poopenis 

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.
Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!
Poopenis by the poopanister October 17, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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