Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

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Penis poo

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.

So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.

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penis poo by sukebe January 27, 2004

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Poo that comes out of your penis.

I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.

Penis Poo by AyyJ March 6, 2009

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Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.

Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.

penis poo by Steph January 25, 2004

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Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous

"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

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A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.

Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!

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