sukebe's definitions

oishi

Or oishii. Japanese, meaning delicious.

Japanese man eats a sushi.
"Oishi," he says to the stranger next to him.

by sukebe December 27, 2006

yo mama

What's hanging down my balls.

My balls are enormous.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

madonna-whore complex

The ultimate ideal for men is a woman who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 11, 2008

pachinko

A noisy game that you play with many little balls.

I like playing pachinko in a room full of strangers.

by sukebe November 24, 2006

humbug

An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.

Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock.

Man (muttering): Humbug. Not another tranny.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

playboy

A fine magazine that many people read for its articles.

It must be distracting to read Playboy with those pictures of naked women.

by sukebe December 10, 2008

metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

by sukebe November 10, 2008